Thursday, November 9, 2000

Political pendemonium

I understand there's some sort of tension between Gush and Bore. I don't really care, I voted for Harry.

Monday, September 18, 2000

Arthur Hu, where are you?

Arthur Hu, as well as all other contenders, were eliminated in the primary election, leaving the incumbent unopposed on the November ballot. I continue to support Arthur as a write-in candidate, not because I believe it will succeed, but simply because I like him.

Thursday, September 14, 2000

Arthur Hu for SPI!

In a move guaranteed to confound the political establishment to its very core, I have announced my support for Arthur Hu as Washington State Superintendent of Public Instruction. Arthur has pissed off pretty much everybody in the Lake Washington School District Bureaucracy, how could I not like him?

Monday, August 7, 2000

Fertility futility

I'm sterile! After a lot of waiting and a re-test due to "non-motile floaters," I have finally had a sperm count come out completely negative. Unless my weird regenerative powers take over again, Allie and Katie will be my only children.

Tuesday, July 11, 2000

Family of four, what's missing?

Today, we have been fully Suburbanized. I purchased a white, 1995 Dodge Caravan from the Bellevue Honda Auto Center. My 1984 Cadillac Fleetwood Broughm D'Elegance is not long for this world (or at least, my world).